Saturday, 31 July 2010

The end is nigh. Noooooooooooooo!

I might be slightly traumatised,no- i definitely am. This is the last morning i will wake up in my 30's,when i wake up tommorrow i will be 40 and have inch deep wrinkles,be 95% grey, and my boobs will be lower than my knees!!!
I have one last hope (which my mum says wont work,cause she tried it) i could buy a huge container load of pro-plus and never ever ever go to sleep,will that mean i stay 39 forever or am i deluding myself????
Yes i hear you,ok im off shopping instead then-i will need;
1. A skip load of polyfilla from Birkenhead building supplies.
2. Lots of permanent hair dye from Boots
3. A bloody good bra from Cammell Laird ship builders!!!
Me today.
Me tommorrow!!!
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5 comments:

  1. Louise31 July 2010 at 11:08

    Don't panic Maria!! Turning 40 isn't as bad as you might think :)
    I turned 40 in January and I found it easier than when I turned 30! Just remember 40 IS THE NEW 30 xx

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  2. Unknown31 July 2010 at 18:33

    Birthday Wishes, and dont worry it doesn't hurt. The main thing is to enjoy yourself whatever age you are. Mary x

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  3. Helen31 July 2010 at 19:28

    Happy Birthday and I hope you have a wonderful time! I've only got about eighteen months to go to catch up with you!!

    Helen x

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  4. Maria Moorhouse 31 July 2010 at 20:26

    Aagh thank you girls! on the bright side,i am looking forward to breakfast in bed from Stevie and Amber,then out with mum & dad in the evening.x

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  5. The Crafty Goat Girl3 August 2010 at 10:02

    PMSL, wow what a fab photo! I am sure I am twinned with it, lol! Forty wasnt too bad, forty one and since have been better! I will be turning 46 in a month and it can only get better, lol! xxx

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